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Wayne Rooney and David Beckham have been seriously injured in some afternoon antics and may be unable to play against Portugal today. Following a bit of banter between Coleen and Victoria about who was the better player Wayne and David decided to sort the problem once and for all by taking part in a game of killer tiddlywinks.
David, known amongst the rest of the team to be one of the best “winkers” in the game, his ability to arc his wink being legendary, decided to show Wayne just how much he had to learn.
David was a little apprehensive about performing in public, but when Sven gave his neck a little rub he decided to go for it.
The match started and it was agreed that the first to score would be the winner.
The two played tossed a coin, Wayne won the toss, as he is such a good tosser, and had first go.
The winks were placed on the floor, the cup was placed. 18 metres away. Wayne got down on his knees and took a “squidger “ from the box and with all the skill of a man who had never played before aimed and watched as his wink went six metres towards the target.
Now it was Davids turn.
David put his hand in his pocket and pulled out his large "Squidger". There was a large intake of breath by the rest of the team, Sven and a few of the other females fainted at the sight of such a large powerful tool in Davids hands, but Victoria just sat quietly with a large smile on her face, the look of a cat that had the cream. Maybe later she would !
David by now was on his knees manouevering his “Squidger “ into the right position before slowly applying pressure to the tip forcing his wink high into the air. The team gasped as the wink arced and landed beautifully in the centre of the target.
Coleen was mortified that Wayne had been beaten so easily by an older man and stormed off, but not before aiming a kick at Waynes sore foot. He cried out in pain knowing that his World Cup was now over.
Meanwhile the rest of the team were all over David trying to get a hold of his “Squidger”, they all wanted to hold the large tool that David used so well to win the and retain his English World Champion Tiddler. Unfortunately in the melee that followed David was crushed and suffered a broken leg as 21 people lay on top of him.
Like Wayne, his World Cup was now over.
With two players out of action Englands World Cup in now over.
Come on Portugal.
🙂
Yes I was bored.
Originally posted by adramforallwtf?
www.thesun.co.uk/Davidbeckham/England/Tiddly-winks/htm
Wayne Rooney and David Beckham have been seriously injured in some afternoon antics and may be unable to play against Portugal today. Following a bit of banter between Coleen and Victoria about who was the better player Wayne and David decided to sort the problem once and for all by taking part ...[text shortened]... out of action Englands World Cup in now over.
Come on Portugal.
🙂
Yes I was bored.
Originally posted by adramforallOh Bonny Scotland....such nice people.
www.thesun.co.uk/Davidbeckham/England/Tiddly-winks/htm
Wayne Rooney and David Beckham have been seriously injured in some afternoon antics and may be unable to play against Portugal today. Following a bit of banter between Coleen and Victoria about who was the better player Wayne and David decided to sort the problem once and for all by taking part ...[text shortened]... out of action Englands World Cup in now over.
Come on Portugal.
🙂
Yes I was bored.
This is what the bitter lemon sucking scots were doing while we were supporting our country
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5101184.stm
