When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Good God man, is that all you've got. Why I've read better stuff scratched in a phone booth in a third world country. Why did the education system fail you? I think in a large way you need to blame God for making you stupid.
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Edit: What the heck? How did I end up here?
Edit: Never mind I've calmed down
Edit: As you were
Coquette may have picked it up from several versions of the same song, here's Nana Mouskouri's:
Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday, a Monday,
A Monday is very very good.
Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday, a Tuesday
A Tuesday, in fact I wish you would.
Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday, a Thursday,
A Friday and Saturday is best.
But never, never on a Sunday, a Sunday,
A Sunday, 'cos that's my day of rest.
Most any day you can be my guest.
Any day you say, but my day of rest.
Just name the day that you like the best.
Only stay away on my day of rest.
I think the Chordettes did a slightly longer version.