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Originally posted by bub
Is that it!
There's one I like better, but unless you see the accompanying photo on the poster, it loses something.

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Originally posted by reader1107
There's one I like better, but unless you see the accompanying photo on the poster, it loses something.
some how i thought it would be bigger

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Originally posted by bub
some how i thought it would be bigger
Your sister looks nice.

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http://despair.com/viewall.html

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Your sister looks nice.
Your brother was better😵

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Originally posted by bub
Your brother was better😵
That was his sister!😲

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Originally posted by bub
Your brother was better😵
It was him that gave me your number 😉

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"Would you be offended if I went and talked to someone else?"

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I'll just get the magnifying glass😏

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Originally posted by bub
I'll just get the magnifying glass😏
and tweezers 😏

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Originally posted by reader1107
and tweezers 😏
😵LMAO

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Originally posted by bub
😵LMAO
Have you ever heard of sex bronco ??

That's when you take your ol lady from behind, and just as things are getting hot, you moan her sisters name and see how long you can stay on for 😏

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Have you ever heard of sex bronco ??

That's when you take your ol lady from behind, and just as things are getting hot, you moan her sisters name and see how long you can stay on for 😏
That's evil!!

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Have you ever heard of sex bronco ??

That's when you take your ol lady from behind, and just as things are getting hot, you moan her sisters name and see how long you can stay on for 😏
Is that before or after shes shouted your brothers name😵😛😉