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Dear Euwe

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Happy belated Valentine's day, from your secret admirer who wants your hot body, and your sweet lovin'.

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Originally posted by ark13
Happy belated Valentine's day, from your secret admirer who wants your hot body, and your sweet lovin'.
Winds of errors flow through roofs, and I think.

The daft remote-control boxes in CD's.

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Machgielis Euwe, WORLD CHAMPION 1935-37. (He took the title from Alekhine!)
The man's name is pronounced ervour, as in fervour, NOT u-ee, as in huey dewey and louieee.
How many people know thaT?

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Originally posted by Drumbo
Machgielis Euwe, WORLD CHAMPION 1935-37. (He took the title from Alekhine!)
The man's name is pronounced ervour, as in fervour, NOT u-ee, as in huey dewey and louieee.
How many people know thaT?
Not many I hope.

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Originally posted by Drumbo
Machgielis Euwe, WORLD CHAMPION 1935-37. (He took the title from Alekhine!)
The man's name is pronounced ervour, as in fervour, NOT u-ee, as in huey dewey and louieee.
How many people know thaT?
I do. I also know his favorite food, color, season, time of day, and number. I also know his birthday, astrological sign, eye color, and exact height and weight.

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Originally posted by Drumbo
How many people know thaT?
I thought everyone diD. 🙂

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Originally posted by ark13
I do. I also know his favorite food, color, season, time of day, and number. I also know his birthday, astrological sign, eye color, and exact height and weight.
What colour were his favourate pair of pants?

Checkered ones!!

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Originally posted by ark13
I do. I also know his favorite food, color, season, time of day, and number. I also know his birthday, astrological sign, eye color, and exact height and weight.
So what's it like to have a restraining order put on you by a chess master?

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Originally posted by Peachy
What colour were his favourate pair of pants?

Checkered ones!!
Do you know what Helen Keller's favorite color is?

Corduroy.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
So what's it like to have a restraining order put on you by a chess master?
A lot like other restraining orders. But with more mating...

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Originally posted by ark13
Happy belated Valentine's day, from your secret admirer who wants your hot body, and your sweet lovin'.
I thought you were a guy?

At least that's what people said when I asked because of the women's tournament.

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Originally posted by RahimK
I thought you were a guy?

At least that's what people said when I asked because of the women's tournament.
Haven't you read her profile? She is a three year old female bottle.

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Originally posted by RahimK
I thought you were a guy?

At least that's what people said when I asked because of the women's tournament.
So apparently you need to be told something three times 😛

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Originally posted by ark13
So apparently you need to be told something three times 😛
Happy belated Valentine's day, from your secret admirer who wants your hot body, and your sweet lovin'


Last I heard Euwe was a man.

Unless_______ ??

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Originally posted by RahimK
Happy belated Valentine's day, from your secret admirer who wants your hot body, and your sweet lovin'


Last I heard Euwe was a man.

Unless_______ ??
Come on man. Recognize a joke. Really.