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Dear FMF

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"all of the tenured professors at this grade one school
seldom if ever utilize alphabetic designations
because they prefer the accuracy of numeric grading.
since you have just enrolled in grade one school
your first correspondence has earned .02 on a scale
ranging from .01 to 100.01" ~child anon
Thank you for coming along and providing an objective example of what true idiocy looks like. Your anon quotes are retarded.

FMF my apologies for comparing you to GB. Please carry on.


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Thank you for coming along and providing an objective example of what true idiocy looks like. Your anon quotes are retarded.

FMF my apologies for comparing you to GB. Please carry on.
Saturday, March 12, 2016

"Dear Grampy Bobby,

You're a huge piece of crap and you can suck my balls.

Thanks & regards."

@Hand-of-Hecate
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"i and my barrister rest our case." ~child anon


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Saturday, March 12, 2016

"Dear Grampy Bobby,

You're a huge piece of crap and you can suck my balls.

Thanks & regards."

@Hand-of-Hecate
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"i and my barrister rest our case." ~child anon
Why do you think that's in my profile GB?


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Why do you think that's in my profile GB?
"dunno." ~child anon


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"dunno." ~child anon
Well you're definitely getting warm. Dumbass.



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"please do not talk about my older brother with that gutter level
of urban slang in that macho tone of voice." ~annie anon

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This thread completely confuses me. Or maybe it's the beer. πŸ˜‰


Originally posted by josephw
This thread completely confuses me. Or maybe it's the beer. πŸ˜‰
No, it's a big piece of crap alright.


Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
No, it's a big piece of crap alright.
I might have started this thread "Dear FMF" myself, but I was wary of it being described as resembling "...the proverbial serpent with its tail in its mouth while assuming an oversize fetus position, shivering naked and afraid as are all internet public forum threads with themselves as the narcissistic topic". πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by FMF
I might have started this thread "Dear FMF" myself, but I was wary of it being described as resembling "...the proverbial serpent with its tail in its mouth while assuming an oversize fetus position, shivering naked and afraid as are all internet public forum threads with themselves as the narcissistic topic". πŸ˜›
I've tried to extract some meaning from this:

the ... serpent ... shivering naked and afraid as are all internet public forum threads with themselves as the narcissistic topic

and I simply cannot. I just don't see any "internet public forum thread" as a specific static unchanging object. Threads come in all shapes and sizes, some with actual content, others with entertaining material or structure, and after a few people have posted they may have transformed into something completely different. And as for anthropomorphising a thread or threads ... ?????

The only conclusion I can come to is that the speaker's mind has disappeared up its own fundament. πŸ™„


Originally posted by Kewpie
I've tried to extract some meaning from this:

the ... serpent ... shivering naked and afraid as are all internet public forum threads with themselves as the narcissistic topic

and I simply cannot. I just don't see any "internet public forum thread" as a specific static unchanging object. Threads come in all shapes and sizes, some with actual content, ...[text shortened]... nly conclusion I can come to is that the speaker's mind has disappeared up its own fundament. πŸ™„
"fun·da·ment

/ˈfΙ™ndΙ™mΙ™nt/

noun: fundament; plural noun: fundaments

1. the foundation or basis of something.

2. humorous: a person's buttocks" (fundament / Google)
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Great word, Kewpie. Thanks..


Originally posted by FMF
Thank you for being here and for your objective input.
Hardly "objective".


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And "thanks" for your sycophantic post.


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