Originally posted by geniusWoe is mislead...
maybe montagues has passed over clan leadership to another clan member, and misslead wanted to do this? but can't cause russ won't let her. but a question: russ has made a cameo, but where's chris?😲
and moreover, why oh why oh why does toast always land butter-side down?
or is it the other way around?
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Originally posted by flexmorethe little birdie just whispered in my ear again, the other ear this time. Mislead was discovered eating tomatoes, mushrooms and lettuce.
a little birdie just whispered in my ear. Montagues was discovered eating vegies!
(all members of the veggies clan took an oath to only eat meat)
Judge Russ adjudicated that tomatoes are in fact fruit, mushrooms are fungi and mislead only ate the lettuce because it was attached to a snail she ate from her snail patch.
Why mislead is still leaving the fairy did not say.
ps if you are bored you can post quoting your own posts, you can also message yourself. but i can't challenge myself to a game of chess. i hope this serious deficiency is rectified soon.
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Originally posted by flexmoreThanks Flexmore, my self esteem needed that.
ps if you are bored you can post quoting your own posts, you can also message yourself. but i can't challenge myself to a game of chess. i hope this serious deficiency is rectified soon.
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Originally posted by genius"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat [butter facing up]. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago. "
...and moreover, why oh why oh why does toast always land butter-side down?
Don't remember where I got it from. 🙄
-Jarno
Originally posted by PyrrhoI guess it was the LSD....😀
"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat [butter facing up]. The two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago. "
Don't remember where I got it from. 🙄
-Jarno
Olav
Originally posted by LivingLegendLOL! 🙂
I guess it was the LSD....😀
Olav
Also, on the subject of buttered toasts landing butter-side down, I remember reading about an actual scientific study to answer this most perplexing of the universal mysteries. Apparently, slid over the edge of a normal-height table, a toast-like object (toasts included) have time for half a rotation before encountering the floor, thus ending up with whatever side faced up down agains the floor.
This of course means that we have a solution to the butter-on-the-floor problem. It's simple - once you've buttered the toast, place it on the table butter side down. Thus should drop to the floor, it'll land rightside up! 😛
Of course, this rather mundane explanation to the phenomena completely ruins the toast-cat-array idea. Now we'll have to use two cats instead, strapped with their backs together. Cats tend to be more expensive and high-maintanance than buttered toasts, so that might be a problem in the economic feasibility of the idea. 🙄
-Jarno
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Originally posted by Pyrrhocats would probably not appreciate being used thus for such an experiment.
on the subject of buttered toasts landing butter-side down...Cats tend to be more expensive and high-maintanance than buttered toasts, so that might be a problem in the economic feasibility of the idea. 🙄
however, on the other issue, the notion of toast landing buttered side down is generally attributed to our reverence for murphy's law than physics. however, the results will probably be determined by how the experiment is performed. for instance, if the buttered toast is thrown wildly or dropped without allowing the buttered biased to have much effect 50-50 is a good bet. however, in everyday experience most people do not treat buttered toast in this fashion and the actual results turn out to be around 60-40 (source: buttered side up by magnus pike). to see how all this relates to the fundamentall constants of the cosmos, also consult
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/rajm/toast.htm
i hereby declare that my comments regarding this issue are completely impartial since i do not consume either butter or toast.
in friendship,
prad
WHY OH WHY cant everybody just have a game of chess and chill out WHY OH WHY dont you all just relax i come on after a hard days graft to RELAX and enjoy a game or two and a little bit crack in the forums and all i read lately is i`m leaving i`m off bla bla blah PLEASE stop it and ENJOY thats what this was created for.😉
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