So tonight in the restaurant I run. One of my all time hero's Chris Difford from Squeeze came in for a large sushi takeaway.
This is the second time I've seen him, (the first time I actually asked him if he was Chris Difford from Squeeze) he said yes. I was going to say something gushing about his music and my adolesence but I thought better of it. Anyway that time another customer came to the till I didn't even get to say thank you to Mr Difford.
So today he comes in. Orders his take away. As he orders a loud drunk Scottish woman comes to front and demands £50 off her bill. She is being unseasonably rude - chocolate cake smeared on her face. It is delicate situation she has let the whole restaurant know she should have a discount because she brought more than 10 customers with her blah blah. In the meantime Mr Difford has had his takeaway and left. I didn't get to say thank you again.
Immeadiately afterwards I had a sensation that this had happened several times before. And every time Mr Difford comes I feel inadequate. The rational half of my brain tells me this is just a sensation, but the irrational part is not so sure...
Originally posted by invigorateIf you keep making Mr Difford come then you shouldn't need to feel inadequate.
So tonight in the restaurant I run. One of my all time hero's Chris Difford from Squeeze came in for a large sushi takeaway.
This is the second time I've seen him, (the first time I actually asked him if he was Chris Difford from Squeeze) he said yes. I was going to say something gushing about his music and my adolesence but I thought better of it. A ...[text shortened]... al half of my brain tells me this is just a sensation, but the irrational part is not so sure...
Originally posted by invigorateMaybe you're in love with Mr. Difford.
So tonight in the restaurant I run. One of my all time hero's Chris Difford from Squeeze came in for a large sushi takeaway.
This is the second time I've seen him, (the first time I actually asked him if he was Chris Difford from Squeeze) he said yes. I was going to say something gushing about his music and my adolesence but I thought better of it. A ...[text shortened]... al half of my brain tells me this is just a sensation, but the irrational part is not so sure...
Originally posted by invigoratetell me..what other sensations do you feel; butterflies in your stomach, dizzy, an erection? 😉
So tonight in the restaurant I run. One of my all time hero's Chris Difford from Squeeze came in for a large sushi takeaway.
This is the second time I've seen him, (the first time I actually asked him if he was Chris Difford from Squeeze) he said yes. I was going to say something gushing about his music and my adolesence but I thought better of it. A ...[text shortened]... al half of my brain tells me this is just a sensation, but the irrational part is not so sure...
Originally posted by invigoratePut something funky in the sushi next time he orders and tell him you're the only one with the antidote. Then you can do what you'd like with him. Be it a bubble bath, a walk on the beach followed by a bonfire and fun in the water, or going to the horse track and check out the jockeys together. It's your call.
So tonight in the restaurant I run. One of my all time hero's Chris Difford from Squeeze came in for a large sushi takeaway.
This is the second time I've seen him, (the first time I actually asked him if he was Chris Difford from Squeeze) he said yes. I was going to say something gushing about his music and my adolesence but I thought better of it. A ...[text shortened]... al half of my brain tells me this is just a sensation, but the irrational part is not so sure...
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Originally posted by invigorateTake it to the bridge
So tonight in the restaurant I run. One of my all time hero's Chris Difford from Squeeze came in for a large sushi takeaway.
This is the second time I've seen him, (the first time I actually asked him if he was Chris Difford from Squeeze) he said yes. I was going to say something gushing about his music and my adolesence but I thought better of it. A ...[text shortened]... al half of my brain tells me this is just a sensation, but the irrational part is not so sure...
Throw it overboard
See if it can swim
Back up to the shore
No one's in the house
Everyone is out
All the lights are on
And the blinds are down
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldOh! An orange! * startes at until he accidently knocks himself out by falling out of chair*
Thanks Bowmann 🙂.....Thanks Bowmann 🙂.....Thanks Bowmann 🙂....*goes on for another 20 minutes before being distracted by an Orange rolling past him*
Originally posted by invigorateI think you're up the junction...
Immeadiately afterwards I had a sensation that this had happened several times before. And every time Mr Difford comes I feel inadequate. The rational half of my brain tells me this is just a sensation, but the irrational part is not so sure...
Originally posted by invigorateIt just means you want to kill your father, perfectly normal.
So tonight in the restaurant I run. One of my all time hero's Chris Difford from Squeeze came in for a large sushi takeaway.
This is the second time I've seen him, (the first time I actually asked him if he was Chris Difford from Squeeze) he said yes. I was going to say something gushing about his music and my adolesence but I thought better of it. A ...[text shortened]... al half of my brain tells me this is just a sensation, but the irrational part is not so sure...