Dialed 911 last night....

Originally posted by Bowmann
I find it strange that you find it strange that a man would know the difference. A plastic cock is one thing. But when jumping around the table, it's quite another.

You're telling the story.

skeeter

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I look back outside and there is a fire about the size of a racoon on the pole. My wife had been looking for the number for the electric company, and we decided to call 911 since the fire was going pretty well.

Bummer this thread had to so quickly slide into the gutter....

Whatever happened to the fire department? I was waiting for the punchline where you were going to tell us that two hours later after driving back and forth in the snow, you drove up just in time to see the fire trucks coming around the corner with sirens blaring....