Did you just fall off the turnip truck?

A thread for sayings that make you seem like you just fell off the turnip truck.

He's sweatin like a sinner in church.

Oww .. and .. Where'd the turnips go?

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The Ohio train derailment is not about the government repealing a law that would've made rail companies use better brakes in 2017, no, it's about one politician being gay and woke in 2023.

@fmf said
The Ohio train derailment is not about the government repealing a law that would've made rail companies use better brakes in 2017, no, it's about one politician being gay and woke in 2023.

@endlame said
Accidents happen.

@fmf said
Thanks for posting something fully in the spirit of the OP!

@endlame said
Where the hell are the turnips?

I've got sauces brewing!

Where are the turnips!!!

So how much are your turnips and do you have big bags of onions?

@gambrel said
So how much are your turnips and do you have big bags of onions?

Turnips for sale.

Get your turnips.

€2 a turnip, buy two for €3.

Get your turnips.

Turnips for sale.

@endlame said
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@a-unique-nickname said
Turnips for sale.

Get your turnips.

€2 a turnip, buy two for €3.

Get your turnips.

Turnips for sale.

Buy my turnips or I will duff you up.