Discussing sex with miners

I find that their time digging for coal underground gives them a unique perspective on the pleasures of the flesh.

Originally posted by dottewell
I find that their time digging for coal underground gives them a unique perspective on the pleasures of the flesh.

Originally posted by dottewell
I find that their time digging for coal underground gives them a unique perspective on the pleasures of the flesh.

I had a long discussion with both an A Minor and a C# Minor yesterday evening and I was appalled at how they both could only go on and on about a G string.

I'm not sure if this is as bad as those terrible miners but it just goes to show the depths of depravity to which we have all sunk.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Not when your epidermis is saturated in a centimeter of coal dust.

Originally posted by Starrman
Yes, there's nothing like some coke and a good drilling.

I've been a miner for a heart of gold.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I've been a miner for a heart of gold.

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I've been in my mind.

Originally posted by Wheely
I had a long discussion with both an A Minor and a C# Minor yesterday evening and I was appalled at how they both could only go on and on about a G string.

Originally posted by Nordlys
C# Minors aren't too bad

Originally posted by eagles54
I used to be a sea miner.

I wasn't too sharp though.

Originally posted by Nordlys
C# Minors aren't too bad, at least they don't talk about open G strings.

My sister once heard a concert with the Russian cellist Natalia Gutman. In the middle of the concert, one of the strings broke, and she innocently explained that her G string had broken. She must have been quite surprised why everybody laughed.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
what do yuo get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft??


A flat minor

Originally posted by Nordlys
What do you get if you throw a piano on an army?

A flat major.