distractions

years ago I was playing an OTB game and my opponent would make popping sounds with his gum, like a machine gun, never stopping
I just stared at him
he smiled

A person constantly getting up and down from their seat if the game is official🚬

@lemondrop said
years ago I was playing an OTB game and my opponent would make popping sounds with his gum, like a machine gun, never stopping
I just stared at him
he smiled

@lemondrop

I am distracted by anything containing chocolate.

when yer out with the wife and kids and that one chick from mickeyDs who flirts with you shows up and starts licking her lips

cleavage should be banned

@ghost-of-a-duke said
@lemondrop

I am distracted by anything containing chocolate.

dove chocolate tastes better than dove soap

@petewxyz said
Other than age 12 as a school kid, I've never played OTB chess. Aren't there rules about things like that?

@petewxyz said
Next game we use chocolate chess pieces. You show restraint and careful play and you just have to wait longer to eat the pieces.

Should have patented the chocolate chess pieces idea before posting. Story of my life.

I played against a woman who had a rose tattoo on her left breast
nice

@lemondrop said
the game was played in a tavern

had to edit
I misspelled taverm

@rookie54 said
dove chocolate tastes better than dove soap

@rookie54 said
dove chocolate tastes better than dove soap

@vivify said
Not as good as actual doves.