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Do mormens play with cheese?

Do mormens play with cheese?

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I dont want to sound offensive, but is playing with cheese acceptable in the mormen choir?

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I dont want to sound offensive, but is playing with cheese acceptable in the mormen choir?
It depends where it is on your body.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I dont want to sound offensive, but is playing with cheese acceptable in the mormen choir?
Only if you keep it under your garment.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I dont want to sound offensive, but is playing with cheese acceptable in the mormen choir?
I don't think that would be acceptable behavior following the philosophy of "waste not, want not". You should never play with your food; just eat it.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I dont want to sound offensive, but is playing with cheese acceptable in the mormen choir?
What exactly is a mormen?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
What exactly is a mormen?
I think he means "more mens"

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I think he means "more mens"
Oh that makes a lot "more" sense.😏

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Oh that makes a lot "more" sense.😏
You misspelt "morsense".

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I dont want to sound offensive, but is playing with cheese acceptable in the mormen choir?
It is so long as it doesn't clog up your mouth.

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What type of cheese? Swiss, cheddar, salami?

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
I dont want to sound offensive, but is playing with cheese acceptable in the mormen choir?
Mormons may only play with cheese if the LDS church is a major stock holder in the particular cheese company.
Otherwise, it is against their laws.

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..i believe that it states in Doctrine and Covenants that an lds member, what you have termed a "mormen" ( actually it is mormon )
that cheese is allowed whenever green jello is not available ( green
jello being an inside joke west of the wasatch front...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..i believe that it states in Doctrine and Covenants that an lds member, what you have termed a "mormen" ( actually it is mormon )
that cheese is allowed whenever green jello is not available ( green
jello being an inside joke west of the wasatch front...
Reinfeld! I remember you. You're from the East Ekalaka Reinfelds are you not? Old money. Amazing history.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Reinfeld! I remember you. You're from the East Ekalaka Reinfelds are you not? Old money. Amazing history.
Old money ...new money....in the end it's still just money.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Reinfeld! I remember you. You're from the East Ekalaka Reinfelds are you not? Old money. Amazing history.
...no, not so lucky...no provenance for this old chair...no pedigree
for this barky dog...just an old bitter poor appalachian whitey who
canna' pla the grand game ( but who does have $29.00 dollars )...but
i do wear a suit while playing so i am trying to better myself...