Heard it on the Grapevine that Peppermint Life Savers contain trace elements of herbal compounds that might cure the root causes of your condition. Doctor Vino, Emeritus, of the College of Internists claims that Wintergreen Life Savers are addictive and should not be taken by mouth during cold weather months; ignoring this precaution, he hastened to add, aggravates the condition which the New England Journal of Medicine refers to as "Bumptybumpitis" (for which the only effective remedy is a rare and seldom performed surgical procedure know as a Quadruple Bumptybumpitisectomy", with 1000 MGs of Dilaudid and an Atavan Booster Administered in the ICU for 25 Hours after this Invaisive Procedure to prevent 'Proud Flesh' and Epidermal Bumps and Lumps in all the wrong places). Good Luck, Coquie. You're in our thoughts and prayers. (as always, gb)
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby Heard it on the Grapevine that Peppermint Life Savers contain trace elements of herbal compounds that might cure the root causes of your condition. Doctor Vino, Emeritus, of the College of Internists claims that Wintergreen Life Savers are addictive and should not be taken by mouth during cold weather months; ignoring this precaution, he hastened ...[text shortened]... e wrong places). Good Luck, Coquie. You're in our thoughts and prayers. (as always, gb)
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Do not bump
03 Mar '13 18:59
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