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Do you have a suitable epitaphs?

Do you have a suitable epitaphs?

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After a Sunday stroll through a graveyard, and in a fit of morbid introspection, I found myself contemplating how I want my tombstone to read. I settled on, "Here lies the mortal remains of an unredeemable bastard who went kicking and screaming into the infinite abyss."

I'm curious as to what others want as their last statement to the world to be. A simple name and date soen't do the trick for me.

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Goodbye~ See you later~

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
After a Sunday stroll through a graveyard, and in a fit of morbid introspection, I found myself contemplating how I want my tombstone to read. I settled on, "Here lies the mortal remains of an unredeemable bastard who went kicking and screaming into the infinite abyss."

I'm curious as to what others want as their last statement to the world to be. A simple name and date soen't do the trick for me.
I'm quite partial to "I killed JFK"

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Here lies Gus,
Who made a silly blunder.
He tried to overtake a bus,
And now he's six feet under.

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Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.

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Tel Aviv - The family of an Israeli baker, wondering how best to honour him, decided his secret recipe for cinnamon yeast cake should be written in stone - literally, since they inscribed it on his tombstone, the Yediot Ahronot daily reported Tuesday.

For decades, Yakov Topper had delighted the residents of Kibbutz Na'an, south of Tel Aviv, with his famous cake, which he baked every Saturday.

But despite the pleadings of the kibbutz members, he kept the recipe secret, entrusting it only to his wife and family, who also refused to divulge it.

Topper died three years ago and, following the death of his wife earlier this year, the couple's grandchildren were stuck for what to inscribe on their joint tombstone.

The decided to commemorate their grandfather by "publishing" his famous recipe.

"It was an idea from the stomach," one of them said.

The recipe, as inscribed on the tombstone: 1 kilo of flour 50 grammes of yeast A pinch of salt Three eggs 7 spoons of sugar 200 grammes margarine One and a half cups of milk Cinnamon according to taste.

http://news.monstersandcritics.com/lifestyle/article_1030837.php/Israeli_bakers_secret_recipe_literally_taken_to_the_grave

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People aks me how I died,
do da, do da,
was I stabbed or was I fried,
Oh da do da day.

I was hung from yonder tree,
do da, do da,
Before that I hung to my knee,
Oh da do da day.

-Fatty

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I've seen loads of little poems, rhymes and lymerics on gravestones but the one epitaph that made me laugh the most was just simply one word:

[/LIFE]

Bit geeky but still funny in my opinion!

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
I've seen loads of little poems, rhymes and lymerics on gravestones but the one epitaph that made me laugh the most was just simply one word:

[/LIFE]

Bit geeky but still funny in my opinion!
Haha
Shouldn't that be </LIFE> though....?

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Originally posted by Crowley
Haha
Shouldn't that be </LIFE> though....?

<LIFE>
Born
Slapped
walked
sex
alcohol
drugs
truck...
</life>

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Originally posted by Chakan
<LIFE>
Born
Slapped
walked
sex
alcohol
drugs
truck...
</life>
You need to find Jesus dude.

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Originally posted by Crowley
You need to find Jesus dude.
didn`t know I was supposed to be looking....

where did ya lose him?

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Originally posted by Chakan
didn`t know I was supposed to be looking....

where did ya lose him?
I dropped him, now he's cross...

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Originally posted by Crowley
I dropped him, now he's cross...
probably rolled under a rock

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Oh, we're soooooooo going to hell...

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