Do you listen to that voice inside your head...

when toking?
usually, I'll hear something like this:
"BOC, you know you want Papa Johns"
"No! i'm already too damn fat as it is"
"then what's the problem? in the grand scheme of things, 2 large pizzas won't hurt that much. and you'll crap most of it out in the morning"
"you make a good point. but i dunno how to order"
"you stoned dummy"
"i know"
"so how about that pizza? mmmmmmm it's soooo warm and cheesy"
"mmmmmmm you're right"
"so, BOC, wut are we going to do about this?"
"yeplergh"
"eh, I didn't catch that. are you more stoned than you were before, old chap?"
"YEPLERGH!!"
"oh dear, well this is a mess then. just relax, I [your subconscious mind] will order the pizza. just relax, mommy's got you."

You ever get that urge, Frank? It begins with looking down from 50 stories up, thinking about the meaninglessness of life, listening to dark voices deep inside you, and you think, "Should I... Should I... Should I push someone off?"

~Far side Calendar

Gloria, Gloria......

The voices in my head say everybody else is crazy, but I'm OK. 😛

of course i listen to that lil voice...
but,
he doesn't like you at all...

rookie

voice: do something impulsive
me: no.
voice: do something impulsive
me: no.
voice: do something impulsive
me: no.
voice: do something impulsive
me: no.
voice: do something impulsive
me: OK fine.
me: Damnit! Why did I listen to you?!?!? This sucks. Never again.
voice: do something impulsive

Rinse and repeat