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...the way to San Jose? Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo!

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no

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
...the way to San Jose? Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo!
Take 101 South. You can't miss it.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Take 101 South. You can't miss it.
Nah, that's the way to Armadillo, isn't it? 😕

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
...the way to San Jose? Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo!
Practice practice practice… no that is not it either.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
...the way to San Jose? Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo!
I've been away so long
I may go wrong
and lose my way


(or something like that)

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Nah, that's the way to Armadillo, isn't it? 😕
nah-to get to Amarillo please follow these directions:

1. Start at Your House.

2. Make your way to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" follow for 2.9 miles

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles

16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles

18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas" ..Now that's the way to lovely Amarillo.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
...the way to San Jose? Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo!
Buy a ticket and jump on the train I hear so ruddily interrupting your question. 😛

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Originally posted by genius
nah-to get to Amarillo please follow these directions:

1. Start at Your House.

2. Make your way to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left o ...[text shortened]... Texas" ..Now that's the way to lovely Amarillo.
What about poor little San Jose? 🙁

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
What about poor little San Jose? 🙁
yes

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Originally posted by IM14u2NV
Buy a ticket and jump on the train
The midnight train to Georgia?

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Originally posted by sevenstar
The midnight train to Georgia?
Nope. The last train to trans central.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Nope. The last train to trans central.
No, I don't think so. You take the last train to Clarksville as I remember. Mickey Dolenz will meet you at the station.

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Are any of these bits of advice posted above helping Jimsly?

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Make a left turn at Albuquerque and then follow the smell.