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Does lusting for Chuck make me gay?

Does lusting for Chuck make me gay?

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Is it wrong to want to have man on man love with Chuck Norris?

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Well, what would Chuck say?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Is it wrong to want to have man on man love with Chuck Norris?
How could it be wrong? The real question is, how much round-house foreplay can you handle?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
How could it be wrong? The real question is, how much round-house foreplay can you handle?
Nobody can take more than one roundhouse delivered by The Chuck.

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Originally posted by Crowley
Nobody can take more than one roundhouse delivered by The Chuck.
Nm... helps to read the post first

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Where's the Chuck Norris Clan then?

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Originally posted by Crowley
Nobody can take more than one roundhouse delivered by The Chuck.
Scenario for a romantic film: Chuck travels the world in search of the one man who can stand up to his round-house kick and so reveal himself as the recipient of Chuck's unrequited love.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
How could it be wrong? The real question is, how much round-house foreplay can you handle?
Still, if loving Chuck is wrong I don't want to be right.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Still, if loving Chuck is wrong I don't want to be right.
You just want to cast yourself as the bad boy eternal. I'm sure the Chuckster has just the right punishment for you...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Is it wrong to want to have man on man love with Chuck Norris?
its ok chuck norris doesnt believe in gays, so they don't exist

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Originally posted by stevetodd
its ok chuck norris doesnt believe in gays, so they don't exist
You edited that and still came up with nothing? You're a prime candidate for Roundhouse Man Love from The Chuck.

CHUCK!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You edited that and still came up with nothing? You're a prime candidate for Roundhouse Man Love from The Chuck.

CHUCK!
I added so they don't exist

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Originally posted by stevetodd
I added so they don't exist
Brilliant!

CHUCK!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Is it wrong to want to have man on man love with Chuck Norris?
It can't be wrong if you had no choice in the matter.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
It can't be wrong if you had no choice in the matter.
He threatened me with a round house kick if I didn't go down on him officer!