Donald Rumsfeld arrested!

For aspartame connected allegations.
California State Board of Pharmacy had finally confirmed hundreeds of allegations regarded aspartame, that it is cancerogenic.
Mothers in Black Society based in San Diego finally convinced Xavier Becerra, California State Attorney to review again Board's reports, and he now felt he had a case!
Bravissimo!

This April joke would probably have worked better if you would have just posted the titel and something like:

"had to be expected."

You destroyed my chances to get honourably mention with 4+ threads I killed with first post.
No this thread would only have sense if turned into another sticky thread

Or if someone wants to speak in defense for aspartame™.

Originally posted by vandervelde
Or if someone wants to speak in defense for aspartame™.

Originally posted by Ponderable
why not?
Aspartame is a oligopeptide as opposed to carbohydrates.