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Donald Trump's eating habbits

Donald Trump's eating habbits

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What does he eat? Breakfast? Eggs, bacon or fruit? Does he exercise?


He drinks the tears of his enemies.


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I started this thread simoultaneosly on two forums, one of them Serbocroat, my first thread started from iphone, and it was so difficult to type on small screen with my fingers like Serbin chevaptchici (frikadelles), but even worse were those bloodu SUGGESTIONS, which finish my word up before I am done and make text look ridicoulus.

Together with my typos it makes cryptgraphic mystery for mee too.

Perhaps Trump is one of those who are fed by power, who laconicaly say "I had lunch with this and this man, and last night I had a dinner with tat and that man and we agreed that...", and when you ask him "what did you eat?", they look at you like you fell of the Moon.
Dull (*blunt?) knives, snow white serviettes, napkins with monograms, empty plates, and yuo are eating automatically, stearing at clavage og milk powder magnate's new young wife or try to catch the whisper of your nemesis five seats away...
Afterwards, you wash your teeth in the bathroom of hotel room, ony thing you do without hel of servant, and then while seating on the WC (*second thing you do alone, all right, stand corrected(, you think should you EDIT invite a call escort girl of 5000$ per night before short sleep, and your aid (*servant) knockes at the door, humble and as a suck up, and says "Sir, you have the meeting 10 o'clock sharp tomorrow...!"


I should think he probably eats Porsches for breakfast.


I thought he lived off of the sweat of illigals he had working for him.

-VR

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Ah, such as his wife-to-be?


Originally posted by vandervelde
What does he eat? Breakfast? Eggs, bacon or fruit? Does he exercise?
Melania?

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Burrito at Taco Bell.
And the Mexicans paid for it !!


he is obese and enjoys fast food
I don't think you'll see him jogging with the secret service
but according to his doctor
he is in the best shape of any president in recent history


Originally posted by lemondrop
he is obese and enjoys fast food
I don't think you'll see him jogging with the secret service
but according to his doctor
he is in the best shape of any president in recent history
Except those who are still alive.


The thread title, did you misspell hobbits?


I heard he and Jeffery Epstein(Bill Clinton's friend) like to tie up 13 year old girls and eat them.