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Donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.

Donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.

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Donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York: And why the hell not? Donkeys should be able to sleep where they dam well please.

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Is it because they make the bathroom filthy?

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Originally posted by orion25
Is it because they make the bathroom filthy?
Donkeys are the cleanest barnyard animals, hence the desire to bathe. I can't fathom a reason other than a left wing conspiracy determined to demoralize the proud and noble donkeys of Brooklyn, NY.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York: And why the hell not? Donkeys should be able to sleep where they dam well please.
Only on Sunday is my understanding... do your research.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Only on Sunday is my understanding... do your research.

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I did my research and can't find mention of the Sunday only clause. Got link? Are you in MA? You can't snore with the windows open in Massachusetts.

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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York: And why the hell not? Donkeys should be able to sleep where they dam well please.
Ah, it's a New Jersey law.

From:
http://www.dorje.com/netstuff/jokes/laws

"Prospect Park, NJ: It is illegal to bathe your donkey on a Sunday."

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I guess it has to do with religion. Too many people were giving bath to donkeys on sunday and not attending the church.

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Originally posted by orion25
I guess it has to do with religion. Too many people were giving bath to donkeys on sunday and not attending the church.
Donkeys or people?

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Why donkeys of course!

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Originally posted by orion25
Why donkeys of course!
So does that mean donkeys are saved? Or will they forever burn in hellfire....

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We don't have any donkeys in Brooklyn.

But we do have a tree.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Ah, it's a New Jersey law.

From:
http://www.dorje.com/netstuff/jokes/laws

"Prospect Park, NJ: It is illegal to bathe your donkey on a Sunday."
That doesn't say anything about sleeping in the bathtub though. So that's probably not illegal, although they'd make an ass of themselves.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
So does that mean donkeys are saved? Or will they forever burn in hellfire....
Roasted donkey is heavens meal!!

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Originally posted by orion25
Roasted donkey is heavens meal!!
Ugh! I grew up on donkey meat. When we lived in Tijuana my mom, who is sort of an actress did some kind of show with them. After a few shows they would become catatonic so I would have to bludgeon them to death with a sack of fake hotwheels and matchbox cars. Then we would eat it. We would also stuff some into the fish taco we sold on the street.

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No sleep til Brooklyn -- no sleep in Brooklyn -- WTF we gonna sleep?

Thus!