Don't hit kids!

No, seriously, they have guns.

Since when did baby goats get gun licenses?

Originally posted by Favs
Since when did baby goats get gun licenses?

How do you get a pair of bear arms? They would be good in a fight....

Originally posted by demonseed
No, seriously, they have guns.

I'm not scared.

They don't aim well...

Kids have guns? Aw, crap!

*puts down stick*

NEVER raise your hand to a child...

It leaves your groin unprotected.

That's why you hit them with baseball bats when they're sleeping, like so... *turns off light, walks over to bed, picks up a miniature wooden baseball bat, counts... 1....2....3.... Bang!* See the kid in the bed sleeping never knew what hit him, literally.

Of course you don't hit'em, you velcro the bastids to the ceiling...

I think the "Right to bear arms" actually means that we have a right to a bear's arms and not so much the gun thing. Makes more logical sense that way.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
I think the "Right to bear arms" actually means that we have a right to a bear's arms and not so much the gun thing. Makes more logical sense that way.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I thought it meant you had the right to wear a string vest. Even in winter. 😛

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I thought it meant you had the right to wear a string vest. Even in winter. 😛

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Er, I'm not sure what that means but I think I'll just leave it where it is...