Don't you hate emails like this?

I was reading a book by a chemist, about household cleaning, and ways to repair things. I checked this with snopes, and it's all true.
You can unplug any toilet or stopped up drain, by sending Alka selzer down it. The bubbles push the plug right out the pipe, I tried it and it worked,
You can take any stain out with club soda. Blood on a silk shirt? No problem, the bubbles oxigenate the molecules in the stain and remove it, I tried this and it worked.
You can repair any broken part with bubble gum, once it dries it is hard and tough. I used this to repair my engine block, it works.
Duct tape and super glue will fix anything that bubble gum won't. I duct taped my couch together, it works.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I was reading a book by a chemist, about household cleaning, and ways to repair things. I checked this with snopes, and it's all true.
You can unplug any toilet or stopped up drain, by sending Alka selzer down it. The bubbles push the plug right out the pipe, I tried it and it worked,
You can take any stain out with club soda. Blood on a silk shirt? No pr ...[text shortened]... glue will fix anything that bubble gum won't. I duct taped my couch together, it works.

😕

Originally posted by divegeester
Your Mom gives lousy advice.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I was reading a book by a chemist, about household cleaning, and ways to repair things. I checked this with snopes, and it's all true.
You can unplug any toilet or stopped up drain, by sending Alka selzer down it. The bubbles push the plug right out the pipe, I tried it and it worked,
You can take any stain out with club soda. Blood on a silk shirt? No pr ...[text shortened]... glue will fix anything that bubble gum won't. I duct taped my couch together, it works.

😕

Originally posted by Ice Cold
That's uncalled for, my mum gives great advice, just not to you. 😛

Tie two dryer sheets to your belt, this will repel all flying insects, try this it works.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Tie two dryer sheets to your belt, this will repel all flying insects, try this it works.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Tie two dryer sheets to your belt, this will repel all flying insects, try this it works.

Don't call the plumber to unclog your shower, bath and sink drains. FlexiSnake will get the job done for cheap! No kidding.

Got a sty in your eye, rub a gold ring on it and voila gone (takes a bit of time) when you wake up. I think it has something to do with the saltyness from your tears and a reaction with the gold. It really works.


Edit. Forgot this one: give a girl a few shots of gin or vodka (clear alcohol) and their pan.....oh wait PG13 right?

Originally posted by moveitgudt
Don't call the plumber to unclog your shower, bath and sink drains. FlexiSnake will get the job done for cheap! No kidding.

Originally posted by expuddlepirate
I wish I knew that when sparring Mark.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I duct taped my couch together, it works.

Originally posted by MontyMoose
I use duct tape for underwear. You only have to change it once a week, tho admittedly that once is quite the bitch.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Crikey mate, you forgot the Aussy accent.