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cheers dive...heaven must be missing an angel with you down here helping everyone.

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bet in your free time you work for the samaritans in a promotional capacity of course.

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Dive I tried to mend my ways as you suggested, helping mrs badger around the house doing little things like finishing her Knitting & sentences I even finished her sensory jigsaw for her plus cleaning and hoovering, she complained that she couldnt hear emerdale over the noise of the hoover,I took her tea & toast in bed she was furious that I had woken her at 4am I wouldnt care but i had been up for hours mowing the lawn by Arc light, anyway I bought her a bunch of Daffs and she hit me with the remote and accused me of cheating on her,then she booted me out.ps thanks for the advice Dive its really helped my relationship.

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going back to being a grumpy badger from now on..... being nice is just not me, I like sitting on my fat arse cojouring up verbal insults that I can use in my role as a Keyboard Warrior. hope mrs badger takes pity on me cos sleeping in the car last night was bloody cold,anyway congrats on your aniversary I am looking at 50 years come this September....if she will have me back.chow

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no probs dive, are you wineing and dining mrs dive?

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Ciao.

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Words shud be spelt phonetically.👍

@great-big-stees said
Words shud be spelt phonetically.👍

[fəˈnɛtɪk(ə)li] 🙂

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we chow down in our house its badger speak for sod off