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wolfgang59
Quiz Master

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Just bought some snacks labelled.

"Original"
NEW improved flavour!


This would have been joke years ago.

HandyAndy
Read a book!

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Originally posted by @wolfgang59
Just bought some snacks labelled.
[b]
"Original"
NEW improved flavour!


This would have been joke years ago.[/b]
"How is it possible to have a civil war?" ~ George Carlin

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divegeester
watching in dismay

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“Your call is important to us”

(20 minutes later)

“Your call is important to us”

Kewpie
Felis Australis

Australia

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"Anything else I can help you with?"
- after 20 minutes of waiting, followed by 20 minutes of trying to explain a simple problem to someone who only knows how to read a script, and giving up in frustration. Like they already helped you with something ....

Torunn

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About writers: 'He has never been better.'

Woofwoof

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"Well...you have a pretty face"
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