Just a thought………… Dr. Visit
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said,
"Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in
private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
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Originally posted by RingtailhunterThe concept about lying about your medical problem to eliavate embarrassment escapes me, once you lie about your condition it is a slippy slope towards getting the wrong medicine. The receptionist should know this and should in turn act appropriately.
Just a thought………… Dr. Visit
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I lo ...[text shortened]... ice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
Originally posted by Bad wolfI don’t see why we need to discuss medical problems with anyone other than the doctor. Its nobody else’s damn business. We should be able to walk in and ask for an appointment and not be quizzed about potentially personal details.
The concept about lying about your medical problem to eliavate embarrassment escapes me, once you lie about your condition it is a slippy slope towards getting the wrong medicine. The receptionist should know this and should in turn act appropriately.
Originally posted by kellsynice one ! Gets my rec!
In my Doctors I just turn up, I am then given a number and when it is my turn, I see the Doctor, she then asks me what is wrong, I say I cant piss out of my thingy, she then say's get your dick out lets have a look, job done...
ps it tickles 😵😀 whe she mends it