HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM. . .
One hand on wheel,
one hand on horn:
CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window:
NEW YORK.
One hand on wheel,
middle finger out window,
cutting across all lanes of traffic:
NEW JERSEY.
One hand on wheel,
one hand on newspaper,
foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON.
One hand on wheel,
one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone,
brick on accelerator,
gun in lap:
LOS ANGELES.
Both hands on wheel,
eyes shut,
both feet on brake,
quivering in terror:
From MONTANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA.
Both hands in air,
gesturing,
both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to
someone in back seat:
ITALY.
One hand on 12oz double shot latte,
one knee on wheel,
cradling cell phone,
foot on brake,
mind on radio game,
banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
SEATTLE.
One hand on wheel,
one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the
accelerator,
and both feet on brake,
throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
TEXAS.
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor,
Prairie Dog tails attached to antenna:
WYOMING.
Two hands gripping wheel,
blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate,
in the left lane with the left blinker on:
FLORIDA.
I H8 BAD DRIVERS WITH A PASSION! Fn' ppl auta be slapped.. damn near got killd today by an old MF! There auta be a law that after th age of 60 you need to take your "DRIVING" exam all over again! thatd take care of there blue haird @$$e$! RAWR!!!