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Driving test tomorrow......

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
I can prove that you can't prove that he can't.
I already didn't.

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my roomate failed 5 times, a record for any of his instructors pupils. in one of his tests he got no minors! but 2 majors...

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I did it the first time in my dad's car.

The friggin hydraulics pipe for the power steering popped while I was doing my perfect parallel park.
This strange orange colored steam started boiling out from under the hood - so I was failed the 1st time as well.

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Originally posted by Crowley
I did it the first time in my dad's car.

The friggin hydraulics pipe for the power steering popped while I was doing my perfect parallel park.
This strange orange colored steam started boiling out from under the hood - so I was failed the 1st time as well.
oooh-i've got a friend like that as well. he was doing it in his instructors car, which decided to make funny noises. the instrictor got scared and removed themselves from the car, failing my friend on the basis that they didn't provide a safe car.

or something along those lines-i forget the exact story 😛

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i drove a guy to his driving test three times. (a driver has to escort you to your first test, in texas.)

first time, he had a hit and run before the test and missed it (backed into a parked car and when he came by to pick me up he had university police on his tail with lights flashing). he got a ticket and the trooper wouldn't reschedule.

second time, when he was backing the car out of the slot to start the test, he didn't look first, a car driving up screeched and beeped at him, and the trooper told him to park the car.

third time he passed!

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my cousin was driving behind a recreational vehicle on the highway .... all of a sudden rolling toward him he sees a circular saw blade. too fast to dodge ... punched several holes in the oil and transmission pans and it all leaked out.

watch out for circular saw blades.

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good luck jimslyp...the ambulance awaits 😉

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
*snip*

watch out for circular saw blades.[/b]
That's good advice for anybody!

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and lorries. especially if you have a small car.

get a big car. not one of those tiny jobbies with no trunk.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
get a big car. not one of those tiny jobbies with no trunk.
Boot.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
You can't prove that.
It was in all the papers. First time it ever happened; I was on TV, I mean "the Telly" and so forth, radio, a docudrama was made (Basil Rathbone played me for some odd reason, Nigel Bruce was the driving instructor, which made sense)
Me old Mum was so proud she gave me a boot right in the lorry and sent me to Coventry.

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Driving instructor 1: Jimmy 0

Two serious faults. Just stupid mistakes. I went the first 35 minutes with only minor faults and blew it in the last ten minutes. Damn dual carriage ways and roundabouts.
You'll all be glad, the roads will be a much safer place for the next month. 😀

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Driving instructor 1: Jimmy 0

Two serious faults. Just stupid mistakes. I went the first 35 minutes with only minor faults and blew it in the last ten minutes. Damn dual carriage ways and roundabouts.
You'll all be glad, the roads will be a much safer place for the next month. 😀
Never mind. Walking's healthier.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Never mind. Walking's healthier.
Very true. And a blooming lot cheaper.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Very true. And a blooming lot cheaper.
Also, I hope you've noticed that the title of this thread is going to become increasingly inaccurate.