TYes, I'm drunk and yet in control of my keyboard! Or not, or maybe... Perhaos drunkennessis nothing more than an extrapolation of natuaral apathy, born in the depths of keypressing inconsequentiality. O rjusst maybe it is a small symptom o fmy dispair over the human race. doom! Alcohol! Doom! Alcohol and doom! And smarties, yes, always smarties.
Have a nce weekend all 🙂
Originally posted by Starrmanget some rest Starrman. We will talk in the morning......
TYes, I'm drunk and yet in control of my keyboard! Or not, or maybe... Perhaos drunkennessis nothing more than an extrapolation of natuaral apathy, born in the depths of keypressing inconsequentiality. O rjusst maybe it is a small symptom o fmy dispair over the human race. doom! Alcohol! Doom! Alcohol and doom! And smarties, yes, always smarties.
Have a nce weekend all 🙂
Originally posted by Starrman
TYes, I'm drunk and yet in control of my keyboard! Or not, or maybe... Perhaos drunkennessis nothing more than an extrapolation of natuaral apathy, born in the depths of keypressing inconsequentiality. O rjusst maybe it is a small symptom o fmy dispair over the human race. doom! Alcohol! Doom! Alcohol and doom! And smarties, yes, always smarties.
Have a nce weekend all 🙂
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Originally posted by Starrmani was completly out of it the other night. and i mean completly...i forgot my matric card so i needed someone to sign me into the union. so i attempted to qrite my name on the card, except the pen was upside down and so wouldn't work. peope tried to tell me it was upside down, but the typical drunken answer ensued, "shut up - i'm trying to write here!" eventually i gave up and someone else write my name etc. but the thing is, i could remember my uni address down to the postcode, and my matric card number. i don't even know how i know my matric card number! but somehow i knew it and -yeah- i mean, why does your mind work fine, but your body doesn't?!?
TYes, I'm drunk and yet in control of my keyboard! Or not, or maybe... Perhaos drunkennessis nothing more than an extrapolation of natuaral apathy, born in the depths of keypressing inconsequentiality. O rjusst maybe it is a small symptom o fmy dispair over the human race. doom! Alcohol! Doom! Alcohol and doom! And smarties, yes, always smarties.
Have a nce weekend all 🙂
POLICE WARNING
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, all party goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a
drink from any woman.
A date rape drug on the market called BEER is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available anywhere.
It comes in bottles, cans...from taps and in large kegs. BEER is used by
female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims
to go home and have sex with them.
Typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
BEER and then simply ask them home for sex with no strings attached.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several BEERS men
will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking
women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking
BEER men will often awaken with hazy memories of what actually happened to
them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad
occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as A RELATIONSHIP. It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term of servitude and punishment referred
to as MARRIAGE.
Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after BEER is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please!!! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall
victim to this insidious BEER and the predatory women administering it,
there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can go
and discuss the details of your SHOCKING ENCOUNTER in an open and frank
manner with similarly affected, like minded guys.
For your nearest support group look up GOLF COURSES in the yellow pages...
Originally posted by geniusI've started referring to the Imperial union as ''That place I get kicked out of''.
i was completly out of it the other night. and i mean completly...i forgot my matric card so i needed someone to sign me into the union. so i attempted to qrite my name on the card, except the pen was upside down and so wouldn't work. peope tried to tell me it was upside down, but the typical drunken answer ensued, "[b]shut up - i'm trying to write her ...[text shortened]... but somehow i knew it and -yeah- i mean, why does your mind work fine, but your body doesn't?!?[/b]
Originally posted by royalchickenAh college days - I remember them well! Make sure you take full advantage of the women - thats my advice!
genius is at St. Andrews in Scotland somewhere. I'm at Imperial, in South Kensington. You're location is London--whereabouts?
I live in Finsbury Park but work in Town on the Strand. I play at the Kings Head Chess club sometimes. They meet on a Tuesday in the Wargrave Arms off Edgeware Road if you fancy a blitz game sometime. PM me if you are interested and I will let you know when I am going down there next, not this week though - I am in Guernsey during the week with work.
Originally posted by CorsairThat would be excellent. We had a game on RHP once I seem to recall...
Ah college days - I remember them well! Make sure you take full advantage of the women - thats my advice!
I live in Finsbury Park but work in Town on the Strand. I play at the Kings Head Chess club sometimes. They meet on a Tuesday in the Wargrave Arms off Edgeware Road if you fancy a blitz game sometime. PM me if you are interested and I will let you ...[text shortened]... n I am going down there next, not this week though - I am in Guernsey during the week with work.
Originally posted by royalchickenYeah - I knew that I remembered your name from somewhere. I must admit I did just look at 'my performance' to see who won (!) but I can't seem to access it at the minute. Probably something to do with the new servers I guess.
That would be excellent. We had a game on RHP once I seem to recall...
Well anyway I might be there on 15th Feb and they have the distinct advantage of playing in a pub! Drop me a line beforehand and I will let you know if I can make it.
Thats me done for the night. Take it easy.
Originally posted by CorsairGoodnight.
Yeah - I knew that I remembered your name from somewhere. I must admit I did just look at 'my performance' to see who won (!) but I can't seem to access it at the minute. Probably something to do with the new servers I guess.
Well anyway I might be there on 15th Feb and they have the distinct advantage of playing in a pub! Drop me a line beforehand and I will let you know if I can make it.
Thats me done for the night. Take it easy.