Originally posted by Hand of Hecate1(900)THE-BIG O
I have a couple of days off and I plan on being drunk the whole time. Please PM me with your phone number so I can berate you all while drunk and disorderly. Everyone else I know has caller ID and/or won't give me their phone numbers as they know that I am a drunken @hole. Failing this, I plan on giving my ailing, dementia ridden grand mother a cal ...[text shortened]... ill provide a custom drunken message for you and your loved ones.
Best Regards,
The Hand.
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Please call often and talk for hours! The girls will love everything you will have to share.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThe reference was to the Tommy Tutone one hit wonder top 40 pop hit from 1982.
I need an area code assviper.
For international calls, please assume that I am a moron and cannot figure out how to make international calls without detailed instructions.
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to.
I know you think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me.
You don't know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve.
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed.
Jenny, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
I got it, I got it!
I got your number on the wall!
I got it, I got it!
For a good time, for a good time call....
Jenny, don't change your number.
I need to make you mine.
Jenny. I'll call your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you.
(8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
5-3-0-9
5-3-0-9
5-3-0-9
5-3-0-9 (//fade out//)