"When I'm elected President, I'm going to run this country like I run my company. I'm going to raid the pension plan and sell off our best assets to the Japanese... Half of you states are in the toilet and you aint coming out. New York, you know what I mean. California, kiss you smoggy butts GOOD BYE. New England, your going back to Old England. Vote for Duke."
Duke Phillips in the Critic, "All the Duke's Men"