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guy from my history class today: "So was it the Catholics or the protestants which were circumcised?" (Dunno if it's the right word, I have to translate here)

same guy in maths lesson...
teacher: 2b-6b is?
guy: 4b!

same guy again...
"How many exams do we write in year 12?"
teacher: "2 per half term"
guy:"... so how many?"

I'll post more stupid things people have said in class later... I'm gonna go take a shower first 😀

Angie 😉

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Mike Tyson after a win...

"I beat him into Bolivian."

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Originally posted by ChessNut
Mike Tyson after a win...

"I beat him into Bolivian."
LMAO !!! Gets a rec !

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Originally posted by Azeri guy
Shut gorohoviy - looooooooool... sorry it is off topic but i couldn't stand laughing.... Why would you call yourself like that?
Because I am just that 😉

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Originally posted by SirLoseALot
Because I am just that 😉
what does it mean?

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Mike Tyson on a comment someone made about him...

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

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Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.
this is also madonna

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"Don't make me no never mind." My ex-girlfriend who was a hillbilly from the south. I'm glad she left cause she was driving me CRAZY!
🙁

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Originally posted by arrakis
"Don't make me no never mind." My ex-girlfriend who was a hillbilly from the south. I'm glad she left cause she was driving me CRAZY!
🙁
THAT get's a rec! I hate that phrase.

Others I can't stand:

"Don't take this personally..."

"I don't mean to be nosey..."

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"Fiction writing is great, you make almost anything up". Ivana Trump on her first novel.

"We apologize for the error in last week's paper
in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce."
-Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush

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Originally posted by Lazerblue
From the master, Kevin Keegan, sadly missed !!




'You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.'

The self-awareness behind this one is fantastic 😀

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"Is you a colored girl or is you ain't one?" - Rastus McNee on Doc Poppley.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush
I could never trust someone who says something as dumb as that to run my country.

In fact, I could never trust anyone who is as dumb as him to run my country.

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Originally posted by SirLoseALot
Because I am just that 😉
It's a phrase describing somebody who is making people laugh... a bit difficult to interpret...

I hate when I talk about something important and poeple reply "Good for you" . Really hate this phrase!