Dumbest Things You've Ever Said

Usually when you get your hair cut, you get it cut shorter.

"Wow, you've gained a lot of weight."

"I do."

Ha ha, just kidding (honest, dear).

I love you

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"I do," but not to rwingett 😉

omigod! i can't see! everything's black! I've gone blind! oh, wait...my eyes are shut...

Ohh, that game with the checkerboard and the funny pieces looks fun. Teach me how to play....