earthquake?

I hate it when there's a news headline but there's nothing on the news about it!

If it's not broadcasted by the BBC then it did not happen.

Word.

Originally posted by Seitse
If it's not broadcasted by the BBC then it did not happen.

Word.

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Ah. I feel much better then. Thanks.

Ahhh, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone...All the [crappy] shows are gone, all the idiots screaming in the [expletive] wind are dead, I love it... leaving nothing but a cool, beautiful serenity called Arizona Bay. That's right, when L.A. falls in the [expletive] ocean and is flushed away, all it will leave is Arizona Bay.

Originally posted by darvlay
Ahhh, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone...All the [crappy] shows are gone, all the idiots screaming in the [expletive] wind are dead, I love it... leaving nothing but a cool, beautiful serenity called Arizona Bay. That's right, when L.A. falls in the [expletive] ocean and is flushed away, all it will leave is Arizona Bay.

Originally posted by darvlay
Ahhh, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone...All the [crappy] shows are gone, all the idiots screaming in the [expletive] wind are dead, I love it... leaving nothing but a cool, beautiful serenity called Arizona Bay. That's right, when L.A. falls in the [expletive] ocean and is flushed away, all it will leave is Arizona Bay.

Originally posted by pawnhandler
I hate it when there's a news headline but there's nothing on the news about it!

Originally posted by rbmorris
You have to admit, it's a clever way of increasing the odds that it's true.

I'm sure there was an earthquake sometime...somewhere.

Personally, I prefer even more generalized headlines: "Weather!" --Right on target, every time.

Originally posted by Seitse
Life is simpler with simple rules, isn't it my darling?

what a jip, I look here expecting some cool crazy earthquake news and all I get is the guy who wants my name so bad he can taste its beef with headlines 😞

Originally posted by pawnfondler
what a jip, I look here expecting some cool crazy earthquake news and all I get is the guy who wants my name so bad he can taste its beef with headlines 😞

Originally posted by rbmorris
Ummm...not sure I follow you.

Originally posted by pawnfondler
hmmm, I thought I was quite clear.
Maybe the bird on your head is giving you problems?

Totally. First, there really was an earthquake in the Los Angeles area today, although it was only 5.something and the local news here hasn't found it as interesting as tourists going to Yosemite (National Park) who can't photograph anything due to the smoke from the forest fires. There must be some "no real news before supper" law that I missed.

Second, I don't want your name. Mine's better. 😏

Third, etc.