13 Jan 07
"I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away." 😞😞
13 Jan 07
Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveIt only takes fertility and opportunity to be a parent. :'( On a lesser note, I had a parent ask me to sit her daughter in the front of the room. She'd been diagnosed with needing eyeglasses but they wanted to wait a couple of years before they "did that to her" -- afflicted her with the stigma of wearing glasses. 😲
"I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the convers ...[text shortened]... nts. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away." 😞😞
13 Jan 07
Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveYou failed to say where you copy & pasted that quote from. I saw it a year ago.
"I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the convers ...[text shortened]... nts. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away." 😞😞
13 Jan 07
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Originally posted by arrakisThere's no rule saying one has to do that.
You failed to say where you copy & pasted that quote from. I saw it a year ago.
You should know being an expert copy/paster.
Of course there's a very small possibility that you made up all those jokes you've posted yourself. Especially the old ones.
"Jesus wept" 🙄🙄🙄🙄