Originally posted by Iron MonkeyObviously the solution is to plant more fish.
some scientists believe that stocks of commercially exploitable ocean fish will become unviable by 2048. is your response:
a. this is going to happen regardless of whether i personally eat fish or not, so i'm going to eat as much fish as i can before it gets too expensive;
b. business as usual. i'll eat the same amount of fish as i normally do.
...[text shortened]... t, to do my bit so that future generations can enjoy eating fish too.
e. something else.
Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMadOI! Now now!...
There is another alternative. If we get the seeds of fish we can plant them in the wombs of chinese woman who are prohibited to give birth because of population control.
That's a myth. You can have more than 1 child. You just have to pay a little extra tax!! If you come as a single child and marry someone who is also a single child then you can have 2 kids untaxed..... 😛
Originally posted by rwingettbrill. python. gonna watch meaning of lie.
STRANGE MAN:
I wonder where that fish has gone.
STRANGE WOMAN:
You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.
STRANGE MAN:
And it went wherever I did go.
STRANGE WOMAN:
Is it in the cupboard?
AUDIENCE:
Yes! Yes! No!...
STRANGE WOMAN:
Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.
STRANGE MAN:
And it wen ...[text shortened]... UDIENCE:
Look up his trunk!
MAN IN AUDIENCE:
Yeah, it's hidden in his trousers!...
Originally posted by mikelomLook, if you're going to bring reality into it, we'll need to introduce another step.
OI! Now now!...
That's a myth. You can have more than 1 child. You just have to pay a little extra tax!! If you come as a single child and marry someone who is also a single child then you can have 2 kids untaxed..... 😛
First, the western world (led by Japan) should impose sanctions on China (for eating too much rice, say) forcing women to give birth to fish. If they agree, we can give them eggs in return, if they disagree we'll cut off the sun
