Eating your own hair?

As age increases, our perfectly designed human bodies begin to lose the

dead cells we groom to attract members of the opposite sex. In an

attempt to regain his lost sexual confidence, a little known hayseed from

Iowa ate a warm plate of his own fallen follicles with a dash of sea salt and

a drizzle of olive oil.

😀


"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results."

- Pitt the Elder



EDIT: 😉

Tell me more.

😉

Oops! Wrong hat.

Woke up this morning; lit up a Pall Mall; engorged myself in a seldom

appreciated chapter of the Book of Acts; took a shower; discovered that

my manhood still hadn't swirled down the drain.

🙂


EDIT: Appreciate your interest in my thread, Juan.

Juan,

Perhaps our paths have crossed in another time or era? Used to spend

a lot of downtime in Juarez having my burro punched. Think I recognize

your aura as one of a pistolero that drew cards at the local saloon.

I feel the same way, Señor Darvlez; perhaps

we could share a sparkling round of margaritas and

ponder?

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” (Frank Sinatra)

Bump for Juan.

Juan, two, three... testing.

I feel as if an urge inside me grows, like a soft flour tortilla

placed on a hot surface; hunger

for your wisdom. Care to expunge further drops of light over the darkness

of my soul's night?

🙂

Originally posted by darvlay
Juan,

Perhaps our paths have crossed in another time or era? Used to spend

a lot of downtime in Juarez having my burro punched. Think I recognize

your aura as one of a pistolero that drew cards at the local saloon.

😀

Would love to on a more intimate basis. You remind me so much

of that kind gentleman in the dusty saloon. Often times, Paul Rodriguez

will malevolently haunt my dreams and waking life. But the kindness in

your words is almost palpable and for that, sexy foreigner, I thank you.

Kindly thank you.


EDIT: Post is for my brown friend.

"Some say rice is white, others say it is brown"

- Enrique Iglesias

I suddenly feel a luscious need of eating my own hair.

Can I have an 'Ay, Caramba' from the crowd?

Hair is not spam!