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Eavesdropping on my Mom: A Monologue

Eavesdropping on my Mom: A Monologue

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Originally posted by Seitse
Or playing some massive RPG online and going crazy for lack of sleep?
I'm too cheap to pay a monthly fee for anything.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
A goat creeping around the house listening in on his mother...Shouldn't you be out fighting trolls?
Have you seen any lately?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Throw in an enchanted piece of string and you're on.
Put on an 'enchanting' piece of string and you're out.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Have you seen any lately?
I hear there are some down L. Ron Hubbard Way.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I hear there are some down L. Ron Hubbard Way.
Interestingly, L. Ron land is next to and intermingled with to some extent Trannie Streetwalker land. Little Armenia's kind of mixed up in there too.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Interestingly, L. Ron land is next to and intermingled with to some extent Trannie Streetwalker land. Little Armenia's kind of mixed up in there too.
Down the bleedin' rabbit 'ole we go, mite...

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
The telephone rings.

Hello?

What do you mean, who am I? Who are you? You don't call me and ask me to identify myself! What's wrong with you?

What did you say?! DONT ASK ME WHO I AM! I demand common courtesy! How dare you call me and demand I identify myself! Identify yourself! Listen...I...need...common courtesy...and respect...when ...[text shortened]... what do you want?!

You're not in the mood any more!? You're upset now?! YOU CALLED ME!!!!
Sounds like a very unhappy person.

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Xenu is listening.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Xenu is listening.
Google.


Oh, wait. This isn't the word ass. thread. Turns out though that Xenu was who I thought he was. But thanks to my new hat http://zapatopi.net/afdb/ I don't have to worry.

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
This isn't the word ass. thread.
Muppet.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Muppet.
Miss Piggy

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Miss Piggy
I guess I'll be Oscar the Grouch. 😞

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
The telephone rings.

Hello?

What do you mean, who am I? Who are you? You don't call me and ask me to identify myself! What's wrong with you?

What did you say?! DONT ASK ME WHO I AM! I demand common courtesy! How dare you call me and demand I identify myself! Identify yourself! Listen...I...need...common courtesy...and respect...when ...[text shortened]... what do you want?!

You're not in the mood any more!? You're upset now?! YOU CALLED ME!!!!
I like to throw stuff in the toilet to obliterate with my massive pee stream. I really enjoy cracking an egg into the toilet and shooting it with my death ray pee stream. Among my other favorites are Cheetos, marshmallows, ding dongs, twinkies and peanut butter. Peanut butter has the added benefit of leaving a huge, persistent, swirly poo like smudge around the inside of the toilet. I can only imagine what the next vistor thinks upon stumbling across the brutally streaked internals of the porcelian bombing range.

Sometimes I like to fling my own poo up into my neighbours trees in little gift bags. This gets all the chicks.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I like to throw stuff in the toilet to obliterate with my massive pee stream. I really enjoy cracking an egg into the toilet and shooting it with my death ray pee stream. Among my other favorites are Cheetos, marshmallows, ding dongs, twinkies and peanut butter. Peanut butter has the added benefit of leaving a huge, persistent, swirly poo like smud ...[text shortened]... to fling my own poo up into my neighbours trees in little gift bags. This gets all the chicks.
I was a believer, until you mentioned twinkies. No way you're sacrificing your twinkies. Fibber.

😛

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Originally posted by SJ247
I was a believer, until you mentioned twinkies. No way you're sacrificing your twinkies. Fibber.

😛
Something had to be done to draw attention away from yet another AThousandYoung anal invader Mom fantasy this thread was turning into.