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I think there should be an elephant joke thread.

Here goes...

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

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I'm a retarded elephant and you make fun of me?!!

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This is for elephant jokes, please don't.

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Originally posted by beebejoe
This is for elephant jokes, please don't.
Please don't what?...you're making fun of me!?
I bet you'd like to cut my tusks off and make ivory chess sets?

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Originally posted by tsetse
I'm a retarded elephant and you make fun of me?!!
You are actually a human being.

You may need to be sent to the local RHP shrink.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
You are actually a human being.

You may need to be sent to the local RHP shrink.
Pfft! They told me I need to subscribe first!
With the track record of me subscribing AND them taking my money....no thanks.
I'll stick with me being a retarded elephant.

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Oom olifant
Jou reuse dier
Die mense lag
Vir hul plesier

Want waar het jy
Al ooit gehoor
Van 'n stertjjie van agter
En 'n stertjie van voor!?

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Originally posted by beebejoe
I think there should be an elephant joke thread.

Here goes...

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

No.

So you see how well it works!

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How can you tell if there's an elephant under your bed?
You can smell the peanuts on his breath.

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Why do elephants resent elephant jokes?





































































Did you really think that elephants actually resent jokes about them? Did you, honestly? Who is the joke on now? Huh?

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Originally posted by coquette
Why do elephants resent elephant jokes?
Good one! 😀

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What's red and white on the outside, and gray and white on the inside?
































A can of Campbell's cream of elephant soup.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
What's red and white on the outside, and gray and white on the inside?
A can of Campbell's cream of elephant soup.
that's so wrong on so many levels...
the elephants will REMEMBER you... 😠

rookie

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An elephant, a panda, and a koala walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"