Originally posted by Bad wolfDo you cry during chick flicks? A dude should only cry if he loses a limb, gets his penis trapped in a car door or if someone kicks him right in the bunghole with a cowboy boot. If anything else causes you to cry, you are emo and should self eject from the planet.
Okay, I need clarification.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateWhat if the cowboy boot isn't pointy?
Do you cry during chick flicks? A dude should only cry if he loses a limb, gets his penis trapped in a car door or if someone kicks him right in the bunghole with a cowboy boot. If anything else causes you to cry, you are emo and should self eject from the planet.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateNo.
Do you cry during chick flicks? A dude should only cry if he loses a limb, gets his penis trapped in a car door or if someone kicks him right in the bunghole with a cowboy boot. If anything else causes you to cry, you are emo and should self eject from the planet.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSo instant smitherization of a months-old pus-infested hemmorhoid won't be counted? Please respond quickly: I think I hear my navel calling.
That's a toss up... I'm sticking with point and/or steel toe... anything that causes uncontrollable spasms and implodes nerve clusters.