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Hard as nails and thick as bricks. This beats jackass any day of the week.

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Originally posted by rmacken
What about the bubble wrap??

EDIT: do you remember what a resume is? LOL!!๐Ÿ˜›
I like to go with a ball gag. Bubble wrap is is for amatuers.


Resume? Has lots of smiley faces and is composed of quality BS right?

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I hear that Bub also broke her finger. I have been wondering how she did that, so all I can figgure is she must have been picking her nose or scratching her ass at the time.

CV Qualified. No Jokes while on duty. I know if it only hurts when you laugh.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
I hear that Bub also broke her finger. I have been wondering how she did that, so all I can figgure is she must have been picking her nose or scratching her ass at the time.

CV Qualified. No Jokes while on duty. I know if it only hurts when you laugh.
the middle one still works, have it๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by mokko
Any way you can get it. ๐Ÿ˜›
If you'd commit yourself, I wouldn't need to look elsewhere ๐Ÿ˜ 

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Originally posted by Bowmann
If you'd commit yourself, I wouldn't need to look elsewhere ๐Ÿ˜ 
I'm too young to die.

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Originally posted by mokko
I'm too young to die.
For gods sake say yes you know you want to๐Ÿ˜ต

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*say nothing. say nothing*

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
*say nothing. say nothing*
That looks very promising on a resume. You may be in the lead for the job.

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Originally posted by bub
For gods sake say yes you know you want to๐Ÿ˜ต
No burnt cookies for you. ๐Ÿ˜ 

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Originally posted by mokko
No burnt cookies for you. ๐Ÿ˜ 
:'(๐Ÿ˜ž

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Originally posted by bub
Wanted 1 nurse [male]
Job Req are;
No general ribbing about my condition
No ass jokes
Dish out TLC

If you think you meet the above please post your cv here detailing why you think you would make the perfect candadate.
How much you paying?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How much you paying?
who said anything about pay!
you get the pleasure of tending to my every whim๐Ÿ˜ต

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Originally posted by bub
who said anything about pay!
you get the pleasure of tending to my every whim๐Ÿ˜ต
Do I get laid at least?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Do I get laid at least?
Oh now let me see i realy need to know what your spec is to answer that๐Ÿ˜›