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Argentina is a much better team and they deserve to be ahead... but it's much more fun when the underdog wins. 😀

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Originally posted by Palynka
Come on Nigeria!
ew! someone please wipe it off, and tell the spectators not to get too excited over those finely honed athletes' bodies.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
ew! someone please wipe it off, and tell the spectators not to get too excited over those finely honed athletes' bodies.
Those lascivious homos, eh, Blackie?

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I hope Ivory Coast suck donkey balls, though.

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On past form, I'm gonna guess lying on the floor pretending to be hurt.

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maradona is shorter than i remember

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Good game. Didn't expect argentina to be this good after that qualification. More than deserved victory though.

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Originally posted by avalanchethecat
Yeah love Dylan Moran, but he's Irish. If we're talking Irish, gotta also mention Ardal O'Hanlan - excellent stand-up, but not quite as good as his Dougal in Father Ted. Also Dara O'Briain.
Yes, totally Irish, but I couldn't help mentioning him. Are there any good comedians that aren't either from the UK or Ireland? Maybe some Australian or something.

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Originally posted by duecer
you'de wear a helmet too if I threw a ball 100mph at your chin., and no only the batter and base runner wears a helmet...by the way don't cricket pitchers throw underhand? in the USA only girls pitch underhand
Shoaib Akhtar holds the current record for bowling a cricket ball at 161kph. That's 100mph. Cricket balls are heavier and harder than base-balls too. The fastest baseball throw is 100.9 mph.

Look at this baseball catcher: http://tinyurl.com/2dgfazq

Compared to this cricket wicket keeper: http://tinyurl.com/2am6xp3

And all baseball fielders have to wear enormous gloves to help them catch. Pathetic.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Yes, totally Irish, but I couldn't help mentioning him. Are there any good comedians that aren't either from the UK or Ireland? Maybe some Australian or something.
Erm... there's an Aussie called Steve Hughes I saw recently supporting Reginald D Hunter - he was a riot. Omid Djalili's quite funny - he's Iranian. Although they're both sort of British now. Cuh! Blimmin' immigrants.

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Bullpoop!

Excellent team.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Yes, totally Irish, but I couldn't help mentioning him. Are there any good comedians that aren't either from the UK or Ireland? Maybe some Australian or something.
Depends what you like from your comedian.

Dave Chapelle wins the prize for keeping it real, something a lot of African-American comedians suggest they do but are sell-outs in actuality: if you think I am a racist, with faux-black credentials, you can kiss my black ass.

Jim Jeffries was the most obscene but also had some religiose-political fodder in there; just got paid by HBO, you say, guess it's obscene only now.

Canadian comedians always appear like they should be decent but in reality they always try to be over-offensive negating the fact that the Aussie and British counterparts are actually offensive. Jason Rouse is a good example: look at me, I am so offensive: no, you are a ficktard.

Though if you want a foreign comedian (though there is a vicious rumour that he is actually an ironic Brit) you can't do much worse that Hennig Wehn: a German comedian!

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