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Originally posted by shavixmir

GET ON WITH IT!!!
ENTERTAIN ME!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could entertain you by saying the wheather up here is bad. Very bad; windy, rainy, cloudy, wet snow, and such. But no, it is quite sunny, and pleasantly around 16 degrees Celsius in temperature. Sorry.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
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I was sittin' in the office late one night, when a tall blonde walked by the window. I knew she was tall, I was on the second floor.

I heard a tap at the door. So I turned it off.

She walks in with two 45's. And a gun in her hand.

She said: "Call me a cab."
So I answered: "You cab!"

The cab pulls up with a jerk. The jerk gets out and we gets in...

She sais: "Your kisses are burnin' me..."
So, I moved the cigar to the other side a my mouth...

- I don't know who wrote this, but it's stuck in my mind -

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Originally posted by Aiko
I wish I could entertain you by saying the wheather up here is bad. Very bad; windy, rainy, cloudy, wet snow, and such. But no, it is quite sunny, and pleasantly around 16 degrees Celsius in temperature. Sorry.
That's nothing. It's nearly 19:00 hours here, it's 25 degrees and tomorrow promises to be in the 30's.

🙂

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How's the diarrhea, Mark? Or as we call it in Canada, 'Tap-Ass'. Is it as hot and runny as the curry in India?

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Originally posted by darvlay
How's the diarrhea, Mark? Or as we call it in Canada, 'Tap-Ass'. Is it as hot and runny as the curry in India?
Touching and tapping wood...

I've not had a bout of the runs for nigh on 2 weeks now...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Touching and tapping wood...

I've not had a bout of the runs for nigh on 2 weeks now...
Are you in Thailand yet?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
That's nothing. It's nearly 19:00 hours here, it's 25 degrees and tomorrow promises to be in the 30's.

🙂
Oh dear...

I just checked the weather report for Darjeeling.
It's gonna be rainy and 15 degrees there tomorrow until Monday.

I've not seen weather that cold since...since...since before leaving Holland for Christ's sake.

I don't even have a coat with me!!!

Let me give you all another prediction: I won't be staying up there bloody long!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Are you in Thailand yet?
I was there a month.
Now I'm back in India, and as my previous post entertains, I'm training up to Darjeeling (Himalayas) tonight, arriving tomorrow.

And it's gonna be wet and cold. Which, in case you don't comprehend fully, is not something I'm particularly looking forward to...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was sittin' in the office late one night, when a tall blonde walked by the window. I knew she was tall, I was on the second floor.

I heard a tap at the door. So I turned it off.

She walks in with two 45's. And a gun in her hand.

She said: "Call me a cab."
So I answered: "You cab!"

The cab pulls up with a jerk. The jerk gets out and we g ...[text shortened]... ther side a my mouth...

- I don't know who wrote this, but it's stuck in my mind -
Was it Groucho Marx?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Was it Groucho Marx?
I dunno.
A friend told me it about 15 years ago. And it stuck.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was there a month.
Now I'm back in India, and as my previous post entertains, I'm training up to Darjeeling (Himalayas) tonight, arriving tomorrow.

And it's gonna be wet and cold. Which, in case you don't comprehend fully, is not something I'm particularly looking forward to...
How long are you staying in Darjeeling for? What are your plans after that? How's the hash up there?

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Originally posted by darvlay
How long are you staying in Darjeeling for? What are your plans after that? How's the hash up there?
The hasj on the islands in Thailand was incredible quality!
One milkshake and I was stoneder than the average touring funk band for hours and hours on end.

I won't be stoned again until I hit Goa, I reckon. I don't know if they'll have "Bang lassi" up in Darjeeling. I'll let you know if they do.

I wanted to stay 3 weeks in the Himalayas, but considering the week forecast is rain, clouds and 15 degrees centigrade... I dunno.
I don't have bad-weather clothes with me.

I was going to hit Goa for the last 3 weeks of my vacation. But if it's as cold as it sounds (I'm now used to a continual 27 degree + scenario), then I'll have to re-evaluate my plans.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The hasj on the islands in Thailand was incredible quality!
One milkshake and I was stoneder than the average touring funk band for hours and hours on end.

I won't be stoned again until I hit Goa, I reckon. I don't know if they'll have "Bang lassi" up in Darjeeling. I'll let you know if they do.

I wanted to stay 3 weeks in the Himalayas, but cons ...[text shortened]... now used to a continual 27 degree + scenario), then I'll have to re-evaluate my plans.
Well godspeed, young man! Keep on keepin' on...

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Originally posted by darvlay
Well godspeed, young man! Keep on keepin' on...
Cheers!

Well, I'm outta here. Got some diet coke to drink, my bags to pick up and a whole night to spend pondering the misery of coldness.

God damn...

Oh well. At least I'll get to wear socks again.