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Ernie and Bert, why haven't they come out?

Ernie and Bert, why haven't they come out?

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Mike and Carol Brady were really broke new ground by sharing the same bed.
and culture has been going downhill ever since

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Mike and Carol Brady were really broke new ground by sharing the same bed. I can't imagine Howard and Marion Cunningham in a double bed.

Do you think Marion was doing the wild thing with the Fonz when Howard was off at a lodge meeting?
yeah but Mike Brady was gay in real life so it wuz o.k.

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Originally posted by duecer
yeah but Mike Brady was gay in real life so it wuz o.k.
leading to interesting plot possibilities

Mike leaves Carol for some guy named Bert. Half the kids are okay with it and half of them aren't. Then Bert is found kissing Alice.

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I think Alice, Mike and Carol were into a bit of B&D. Mike in the gimp suit while Alice and Carol go for it with various battery powered appliances.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
I think Alice, Mike and Carol were into a bit of B&D. Mike in the gimp suit while Alice and Carol go for it with various battery powered appliances.
But Bert wasn't into that sort of thing -- so he ran off with Sam the Butcher.

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Originally posted by Melanerpes
But Bert wasn't into that sort of thing -- so he ran off with Sam the Butcher.
Bert ran away because Sam could really handle his piece of meat.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Surely in this age of moral enlightenment Ernie and Bert should feel free to be out and proud.
Surely in this age, it is nobody's business. You are only making assumptions of their preferences.