There was a man called Ernie
Who won golf's major prize
Then told the world about a man
Extremely small in size
Who sits upon his shoulder
Just to give him bad advice
Poor Ernie almost listened
And he nearly paid the price
But win he did, a pile of cash
Whatever people think
At least he's got the money now
To get a better shrink!
Rhymester
RHP (RedHotPoet)