Ever think you might be retarded...
30 Aug '19 18:505 editsAbout the stupidest I ever felt was getting beat in chess by a lad about the age of 10.
I was sitting there studying the board racking my brain while he was playing with his Tonka trucks glancing up periodically while seemingly disgruntled to do so as I was disturbing him trying to load his Tonka Truck with his toy crane with a chicken McNugget he had obtained but failed to eat for lunch because he dropped it on the floor previously.
And yes, he was successful loading the truck as well.
At that point I realized I was nothing more than a chimp.
To spite him I then grabbed the nugget, popped it in my mouth and swallowed it just to see the look of repulsion on his face.
I was sitting there studying the board racking my brain while he was playing with his Tonka trucks glancing up periodically while seemingly disgruntled to do so as I was disturbing him trying to load his Tonka Truck with his toy crane with a chicken McNugget he had obtained but failed to eat for lunch because he dropped it on the floor previously.
And yes, he was successful loading the truck as well.
At that point I realized I was nothing more than a chimp.
To spite him I then grabbed the nugget, popped it in my mouth and swallowed it just to see the look of repulsion on his face.
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