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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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Originally posted by adramforall
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lem ...[text shortened]... gress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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Nope. Ignorance is bliss 😡

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Originally posted by adramforall
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Now THAT'S a good one.

TM

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Originally posted by adramforall
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lem ...[text shortened]... gress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Can men?

Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

No such thing.

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

More common words are shorter as a general rule.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Real lemons don't taste as nice as chemicals pretending to.

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

It’s too heavy and expensive. Also Imagine you were on an indestructible plane and it crashed the whiplash of going from 500mph to nothing would outright kill everyone.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

More oily greasy hair.


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

End of journey. If you think about it if anything’s goes wrong you probably wouldn’t end put at the terminal. It’s only the safe journeys that get there.

I get the feeling you don’t want to know these things you just put it up there as an attempt to get recs. Oh well on the off chance you did there are some answers or other things to ponder.

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Good thing Will was there on his moto to save the day!

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