Originally posted by Freddie2004Sir, I am having vision problems today. I can't see myself coming to work. 😵
so, what are the best excuses for pulling sickies, fast ones, bunking off school.
We need as many answers as possible so we can get away with getting drunk at fiesta's huge party....
any ideas?
fred
Originally posted by Freddie2004I used the old 'car had a flat on the motorway..it took hours for the AA to arrive' excuse the other week...worked a treat!
so, what are the best excuses for pulling sickies, fast ones, bunking off school.
We need as many answers as possible so we can get away with getting drunk at fiesta's huge party....
any ideas?
fred
JW I can't make it into work tonight John.
JD Why not Jimmy?
JW It's my heart.
JD What do you mean it's your heart?
JW It's going bom bom bobom bom.
JD Hadn't you better get to casualty then?
JW Yes John, I am on my way.
This was the conversation between me, and the assistant general manager, when I tried to throw a sicky so I could go on the piss. I wasn't expecting John Doc to answer the phone and panicked. The result was the above cock up that resulted in me having to lie like I've never done before.
try saying that you just found out your girlfriend is a bloke, and he has been sleeping with your mom behind your back, and your mom is now pregnant but isnt sure if its your girlfriends, your step dads, your real dads(who wants a sex change), or your brother. your feeling a little mixed up naturally.....
Originally posted by Freddie2004I want your excuse for 15 edits on this one simple post .
so, what are the best excuses for pulling sickies, fast ones, bunking off school.
We need as many answers as possible so we can get away with getting drunk at fiesta's huge party....
any ideas?
fred
Edit - Maybe you could show them that as evidence that you're "not right".
Originally posted by jimslyp69By JW you wouldn't be reffering to good old James Woodley by any chance, would you?... It's been a long time since he's been brought up.
JW I can't make it into work tonight John.
JD Why not Jimmy?
JW It's my heart.
JD What do you mean it's your heart?
JW It's going bom bom bobom bom.
JD Hadn't you better get to casualty then?
JW Yes John, I am on my way.
This was the conversation between me, and the assistant general manager, when I tried to throw a sicky so I could g ...[text shortened]... The result was the above cock up that resulted in me having to lie like I've never done before.