some true excuses for not done homework and whatnot...
one of my friends attempted to get out of a quantum phenomena workshop today by claiming that he'd calculated the momentum of it so precisely that it could be anywhere in the universe! needless to say, the lecturer wasn't fooled...
another goodie i came across was "my gran died again". apprently the person was talking about another gran, but hey...
"I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school"
"My mother wasn't home last night"
"My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year."
"The dog did it for me, but it was in his language."
"I forgot to remember"
"I was about to do it, and then, well, I just got to thinking about how much you look like Sharon Stone..."
"I put it under my pillow for safe keeping and the tooth fairy took it without leaving me a cent!"
"I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad."
Originally posted by geniusNice!
some true excuses for not done homework and whatnot...
one of my friends attempted to get out of a quantum phenomena workshop today by claiming that he'd calculated the momentum of it so precisely that it could be anywhere in the universe! needless to say, the lecturer wasn't fooled...
another goodie i came across was "my gran died again". apprently ...[text shortened]... cent!"
"I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad."
Don't forget this one:
"I refuse to do homework based on the fact that I believe it is a way to herd us into social groups, and I don't want to become a facist."