I got a badly-written sentimental chain-letter on myspace, consisting of a poem about some sort of tragic Romeo and Juliet-style suicide-for-love malarkey.
I was rather proud of my response/parody, so I thought I'd share it:
"A boy and a girl,
an inseparable pair
used friendship to combat
existential despair.
One day she forgot
how to self-justify.
She waited and thought
and decided to die.
She took out her knife,
'round its handle she bent her
fingers and slashed herself
left, right and centre.
The boy soon arrived.
(Though she didn't ring,
for no need was contrived
to do any such thing.)
'Oh dag, what a mess,'
he said, 'but all will agree
I'm not saddened, I guess
she's condemned to be free.'
The boy then did ponder.
Despite his persistence,
he could only wonder
at his own existence.
He picked up the knife
and his subsequent pain
would be pointless, like life
so he opened a vein.
They didn't die for love,
or by some cruel assault
of Fate or Ja above.
Their deaths were by default.
Their deaths weren't in vain
but they weren't martyred.
The best way to explain
is to say they got Sartred.
if u dont repost in 20 minutes....whatever"
😛
Originally posted by royalchickeni'll have to go now, i've had enough. cruel cruel world that dost shaksphearest thine dartlings bros of spain
I got a badly-written sentimental chain-letter on myspace, consisting of a poem about some sort of tragic Romeo and Juliet-style suicide-for-love malarkey.
I was rather proud of my response/parody, so I thought I'd share it:
"A boy and a girl,
an inseparable pair
used friendship to combat
existential despair.
One day she forgot
how to s ...[text shortened]...
is to say they got Sartred.
if u dont repost in 20 minutes....whatever"
😛
Originally posted by royalchickenI always get the ones that say something like, "if you don't repost this in 20 minutes you will choke to death on a cell phone antenna while the ghost of a hunter dog has it's way with your dog."
I got a badly-written sentimental chain-letter on myspace, consisting of a poem about some sort of tragic Romeo and Juliet-style suicide-for-love malarkey.
I was rather proud of my response/parody, so I thought I'd share it:
"A boy and a girl,
an inseparable pair
used friendship to combat
existential despair.
One day she forgot
how to s
is to say they got Sartred.
if u dont repost in 20 minutes....whatever"
😛
Edit: And you know what? I repost them.
