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I don't have a cell phone but I thought that If I buy into this new facebook messaging something or other, that I would have at least a shadow of being cool.

Anybody signed up yet?

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I'll sign up for one for the sole reason to divert all my spammy facebook notifications to it.

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Originally posted by badmoon
I don't have a cell phone but I thought that If I buy into this new facebook messaging something or other, that I would have at least a shadow of being cool.

Anybody signed up yet?
I quit Facebook. I was tired of people I didn't really know requesting friendship. Next you have the person you hardly know requesting friendship. Then there are the people you think you should know, but don't remember requesting friendship.

Then there are the people requesting friendship because having 300 friends on Facebook is some kind of trophy of your worth or something.

Then you have the friends you already picked and they are sending you hearts, flowers, lost sheep in farmville and gifts for your fish tank.

Someone has a band in Atlanta, Chicago, or NY and is hosting a gig and would like you to come even though you're hundreds of miles away.

Some hippie is explaining the benefits of cloth diapers or eating only vegetables, while some other joker is in cruise control posting love messages to everyone after a long night of binge drinking.

Through all that, you wade through to find out a friend posted a picture of their cat, kid, or car.

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Originally posted by badmoon
I don't have a cell phone but I thought that If I buy into this new facebook messaging something or other, that I would have at least a shadow of being cool.

Anybody signed up yet?
I quit being cool in 1987.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
I quit being cool in 1987.
I also graduated high school in 87!~

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
I quit being cool in 1987.
Ha!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I quit Facebook.
How come you're still on my list then, Mr. Mike Hunt?

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Originally posted by darvlay
How come you're still on my list then, Mr. Mike Hunt?
It's dormant.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
It's dormant.
I dsitinctly remember some kind words I received from a Mr. Phil McCracken only last month. You trying to be cool and slag my buddy facebook? 😠

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Originally posted by darvlay
I dsitinctly remember some kind words I received from a Mr. Phil McCracken only last month. You trying to be cool and slag my buddy facebook? 😠
My name isn't Phil McCracken at Facebook, it's Colonel Lingus!

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Originally posted by badmoon
I don't have a cell phone but I thought that If I buy into this new facebook messaging something or other, that I would have at least a shadow of being cool.

Anybody signed up yet?
Not having a cell phone is quite cool.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Not having a cell phone is quite cool.
Yeah, if you live in the past!!!1

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Yeah, if you live in the past!!!1
No, in the past it would just have been normal. Normal isn't cool.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No, in the past it would just have been normal. Normal isn't cool.
So, if you get chased up a tree by a bear, how you going to call for assistance?

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Originally posted by Woodgie
So, if you get chased up a tree by a bear, how you going to call for assistance?
Me? Well, I am not as cool as badmoon, so I'd reach for my cellphone, lose my balance, fall off the tree and be eaten by the bear. Maybe the bear would then use my phone to call xyr family so that they can join the meal.